Wednesday, February 08, 2006

Local Papers "No-Show" of Sensitivity & Restraint

In a courageous effort to further humiliate themselves, local papers bow even further to their God, Multiculturalism. They refuse to print what otherwise would be flagged from the mastheads if the object of the parodies were the Nazarene Prophet, rather than that other bearded Prophet. Deemed an insufficient gesture by unnamed sources, the papers will give into the demands of other unnamed sources and no longer print using ink, as ink is an offense to some other people who can't get its incarnadine it off their hands, nor afford fish or fish wrappings.

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