More "Longing for the Day When"

Does long time Northender long for the day when...

-Children had manners.

-The style choices for 14 year old girls didn't include "Tart or slut?"

-Career choices for boys didn't include "Gangsta o' thug?"

-Hats had fronts.

-Men had backs.

-Midriffs were covered.

-Music had lyrics and, well, music.

We cannot go back to the past, especially one that never existed. And I thought the secular-humanist-reactionary progressives AKA liberals always wanted to "move forward".