Wednesday, January 25, 2012

Apparently the Pres...

promised a "blueprint for the economy" in the STFU, er SOTU address last night.  We are extremely comforted to learn he has streaked past mimeographs and alighted on blueprints.  Perhaps in another several years, he will discover CAD, or maybe even 3D printing.

We would prefer he  relearn the art of the quill pen by reading certain document written out using quills.  The buildings are even in walking distance from the Casa Blanca, so the armed motorcades may be dispensed with.  

Perhaps if he even went about disarmed, as too many people must do in D.C., he would learn how loved he still truly is.

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