Sooner or even sooner...

One of the 'R' candidates to outsource The Mighty Kenyan should pitch from the turrets this exclamation:  "Nothing the Prez says can be believed, and nothing he does can be trusted!  And to the howling jackals of the Press I say 'Stuff it!'.  You know this is true because you have been covering up the facts about him for three years because you're in his pocket, and you are failing your Duty to the Constitution, the country, and all Americans!!"