Slogans from the War on Towels

Sticker seen today on a car's bumper:

Violence ends where Love begins.

I bet my wife I could have the woman screaming at me in three questions. Zero to Rascist! Intolerant! Darrin MacGavin-Christmas Story ranting at the furnace apoplexy in three questions.

I made it in one.

"Really, why didn't that work for Jesus with the Romans?"

"Penny, you owe me five bucks."