Sunday, July 17, 2005

Variations on a theme by Wellstone.

More bumper sticker sillies. My Life, according to slogan.

No one is free, when others are oppressed.

Uh huh. Variations:

No one can swim if one person is drowning.

No one is oppressed if somone is dry cleaned.

Bush lied about his birthday.

What would Wellington do?

No one is hungry as long as someone is eating.

A woman need a bicycle like a fish needs a rowboat.

No one is sane when others crazy.

Bush is Hitler, Hitler is Wayne Newton.

Stand Up! Keep Fighting! Fetch!

There is no air when someone holds his breath.


In tiny print beneath them all:

I care more than you do.

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