Thursday, October 26, 2006

Andrew "Andy Devine" Sullivan

Wouldn't the interview have been perfect with Andrew Devine's high, stretchy voice?
"Come on Hughhhhis....that's just despicccable. You've never been on a stagecoach have you? Admit it-they're just totueous contraptioins, dusty, full o' bodies with arra's sticking into them, bloody on the seats, just like the Church I'm sure you'll be goin' to after this inquisition you've hornswaggled me inta' is done. Wanna buy a book?"

Andrew has a great future in silent film. Too bad Bush's half great-Uncle Al Bushweed Jolson killed silent films. With" blackface" ...cue ominous organ music.

I see Andrew in the sequal to Dirty Rotten Scoundrels, Dirty Rotten Scoundrels Two, "Oh Yeh!!". He'll play the mute opposite Hugh, playing himself, voice over by Lileks as narrator with the voice of Chips O'toole.

Like Andrew's on air interrogation, it will sound much better than it sounds.

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