"Columbia the Gem of the Ocean..."

Except as otherwise noted. All the Columbia verbiage stinks, (note the off-rhyme of verbiage with 'cabbage'), both raw and cooked. Having no moral sense at all, can't the Deans at the great (sic) school still trust their noses?

If, (when...oh God!) Iran blasts Israel with a nuke, I expect the Columbia faculty to have been humming The Moody Blues, "Somebody exploded an H-bomb today. But it wasn't anybody I know."