Slogans, (everything he has):
Continue the Jobless Recovery, Obama 2012.
Obama 20 $12/gallon.
Tuesday, March 27, 2012
Friday, March 23, 2012
Sooner or even sooner...
One of the 'R' candidates to outsource The Mighty Kenyan should pitch from the turrets this exclamation: "Nothing the Prez says can be believed, and nothing he does can be trusted! And to the howling jackals of the Press I say 'Stuff it!'. You know this is true because you have been covering up the facts about him for three years because you're in his pocket, and you are failing your Duty to the Constitution, the country, and all Americans!!"
Thursday, March 22, 2012
Monday, March 19, 2012
Sunday, March 18, 2012
Alpha & Omega
The HHS is telling us to "Go to Hell".
We will not comply, though we are pleased to hear the HHS acknowledges the existence of Hell, and perhaps acknowledging heaven is not too far off.
We believe in prayer, and you believe in Green Energy. And 'We're" the fanatics?
The 'ALPHA' and the 'OMEGA', not Bravo Hotel Oscar
We will not comply, though we are pleased to hear the HHS acknowledges the existence of Hell, and perhaps acknowledging heaven is not too far off.
We believe in prayer, and you believe in Green Energy. And 'We're" the fanatics?
The 'ALPHA' and the 'OMEGA', not Bravo Hotel Oscar
Wednesday, March 14, 2012
Thursday, March 08, 2012
How would the homosexual activists..
respond if Catholics or Evangelicals or Baptists or even Lutherans were to demonstrate outside their hangouts saying, "We believe you are going to Hell, and guess what? We're cheering you on!! Faster, faster!!"
What could they possibly be angry about? If they don't believe in the other place either...
A better sign: "Homosexuals will not go to Heaven!" If they complain, just tell them they will be going to a land of lollipops, munchkins and talking strawmen..."Or, are you really saying you believe in Heaven, and the other place too?"
What could they possibly be angry about? If they don't believe in the other place either...
A better sign: "Homosexuals will not go to Heaven!" If they complain, just tell them they will be going to a land of lollipops, munchkins and talking strawmen..."Or, are you really saying you believe in Heaven, and the other place too?"
Would Piers Morgan...
replying to Kirk Cameron that he would say to his own child, announcing his homosexuality, "Wonderful, what ever makes you happy". Would Piers feel as wonderful had his daughter said, "I want to be a cloistered nun with the Passionate Sisters of the Most Precious Blood"?
The Gassy Mighty Kenyan
....who 'sez' he can stop the rise of the sea level, but the "President can do nothing about rising gasoline prices".
If this is true, then why are 'oil men in the White House' such an evil?
If this is true, then why are 'oil men in the White House' such an evil?
Leftopia
A bumper sticker: "Perfecting the world by smashing to bits everything which is not perfect"
Wednesday, February 22, 2012
My Email to Starbucks...
on the occasion of their further slide into the pit.
"We are grieved to hear that Starbucks is incapable of detecting any difference between Holy Matrimony, "an Honorable estate, ordained by God", and mere mutual masturbation between consenting tongues, vaginas, penises and anal openings. We, however, have always known that your bean coffee lived up to the name Charbucks, and always bought our beans elsewhere. Henceforth, we will buy our regular Saturday cups of coffee at the same elsewhere. Perhaps this fucking over of yourself is just another kind of love? Please dispense with the "Starbucks is happy to hear from your, our customers are very important to us, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah." You have made your choice to come down on the side of moral relativism, and as such, none of your flowery words mean anything."
"We are grieved to hear that Starbucks is incapable of detecting any difference between Holy Matrimony, "an Honorable estate, ordained by God", and mere mutual masturbation between consenting tongues, vaginas, penises and anal openings. We, however, have always known that your bean coffee lived up to the name Charbucks, and always bought our beans elsewhere. Henceforth, we will buy our regular Saturday cups of coffee at the same elsewhere. Perhaps this fucking over of yourself is just another kind of love? Please dispense with the "Starbucks is happy to hear from your, our customers are very important to us, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah." You have made your choice to come down on the side of moral relativism, and as such, none of your flowery words mean anything."
Sunday, February 12, 2012
Thursday, February 09, 2012
Sacrament of Confession
If the Mighty Kenyan were Catholic, would he send the teleprompter to confess for him?
Would the teleprompter go into the booth with him?
Or would he just confess to the teleprompter?
Would the teleprompter go into the booth with him?
Or would he just confess to the teleprompter?
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